More Confessions

Actually, just one.

Sometimes, instead of listening to the corporate prayer in church, I count how many times the the person praying says “Lord,” “Jesus,” “Father God,” “Lord Jesus Father God,” or whichever name/phrase he or she uses to describe God.

Usually, the count is very high. Upwards of 20 per prayer, depending on the pray-er.

Either that, or I count uses of the word “just,” which, as we all know, is God’s favorite word.

That is all.

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  1. I count how many times they repeat a certain phrase of a song, though I usually don’t start until it’s been repeated 15+ times. Fortunately, that isn’t really too much of an issue at the place we’re going now.

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